You always hurry on Friday and just when you think you have beat everyone...there's a line two miles long! Do these people camp out in front of the Banquet Hall? There's got to be a better way.

The solution:

This will help, not only you, but will benefit the Society too! Get those friends of yours that talk about going caving, brag about caving, or that like dark and damp places to join the NSS. If they can pronounce stalactite why not get them to join? After you have them join, make sure they list their correct Grotto affiliation. The Grotto that has the most new members sign up with the NSS from 12 August 2006 to 1 July 2007 will have the first choice of picking out their favorite banquet table and be first in line for the food.

More info to be posted, stay tuned....